Saturday, July 24, 2004

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Friday, July 23, 2004

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A Hollywood producer ws determined to give his mother a birthday present that would be better than any his brothers were giving her. He heard about an amazing bird which could talk in twelve languages and sing ten famous operas. he immediately bought the bird and sent it to his mother. It cost him $50,000.The day after her birthday, he phoned his mother. "What did you think of the bird, Mother?" he asked eagerly. his mother replied, "Delicious!"

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said. "Puberty means," announced Peggy, "the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children.""What do you think of that?" my wife asked."I'm not sure," Peggy relied. "I've always been able to bear children. It's adults I can't bear.". jishusen2ebicha08gengo,kabuto asadahan.

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A teacher said to her class:"Who was the first man?"George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly."How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently."Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."But at this point a larger boy held up his hand."Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?""I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him."
One day a boy came to his teacher and said:" Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.""I certainly do," said the teacher, "and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me."Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.Finally the teacher said to the boy:"I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.""Yes," said the boy, "he did intend to, but the pig sot well."
Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for use all when the baby comes," said Mr. Taylor.Pat came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?""We were saying that we'll have to move to another house now, because the new baby's coming," his mother answered."It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there."
Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden - and be good.""Yes, Mummy," the two boys answered, and they went out.They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen, "Mummy, " he said, "Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allen's house." Mrs. Allen was one of their neighbors."He's a bad boy," his mother said. "How did he break it?""I threw a stone at him," Billy answered,"and he quickly moved down.".

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